So.....
I get a speeding ticket. It's not cool to speed here, but it's OK to drive like a dense fucking moron. THEN....I bought some beer, and put the Heineken cans in the front seat only to have one EXPLODE in my car. My car now smells like beer, which should help the next time I get a speeding fine (probably next week).
SOMEONE SEND SOME 401 PLEEEEASE
1 comment:
You can always tell the cop Fritz had the beer and not you.
I dont know if Calgary cops would understand the concept of "Fritz"
Congrats on the job!
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