Monday, April 30, 2007

How to Park

This morning at the C Train station, I again noticed that another moron lacks the capability to park their car.

There seems to be some type of disease going around in Calgary that stops people from parking correctly. So, I'm going to help you to do this. Consider it a favour from me, your friend.

1. Pull into the parking spot putting your car between the two yellow/white lines.
2. Check to see if you have your car parked between the two yellow/white lines
IF the car is NOT between the two lines go to step 3
3. Reverse the car, and then pull forward ensuring that your vehicle (normally a large pick up truck) is between the two lines.

If these directions confuse you, you are too stupid to drive a car. Please board the C Train, take it to the nearest registry & surrender your license to the authorities. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 dollars.

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